Tuesday, April 24, 2007

The Villains' OKCupid Test

Blame John Minus:


















Davros

Your responses indicate that you are 27% Innately Evil and 52% Machiavellian!

Is this, then, to be the price of it all? It isn't exactly what you wanted, but it left you in a pretty good place. Destruction -- extermination -- that's your purpose now that you've changed, but only as far as it will help you build a place for you and yours. Your motives are simple and your plans direct.

For your parnter in crime: The Green Goblin might understand you, as might Dracula.

Always avoid: Grendel. Though he wouldn't eat all of your children, the Daleks, he certainly wouldn't stop when he found they don't go down very well.

















My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on Innately Evil
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You scored higher than 99% on Machiavellian




Link: The Villains' OKCupid Test written by BigVividWorld on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

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Sunday, April 08, 2007

Giant Chihuahua's Prone to Take Over the Earth

Giant Chihuahua's Prone to Take Over the Earth


I, for one, welcome our new dog overlords.

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Saturday, March 31, 2007

New Tech Destined to Mutate Thousands

Death of the Cell Phone Charger

This is pretty interesting, but all I can really think about is the Broadcast Energy Transmitter from GI Joe: The Movie.

Thank you.

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Saturday, March 17, 2007

Choose Life

It occurs to me that the Pro-Life camp would attract a lot more positive attention for itself if they simply issued their supporters oversized white T-shirts with giant black letters reading “CHOOSE LIFE”. The Wham angle can not be denied.

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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Paperback Writer



Paperback Writer

Paper back writer (paperback writer)
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.

It's the dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand.
His son is working for the Daily Mail,
It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.

Paperback writer (paperback writer)

It's a thousand pages, give or take a few,
I'll be writing more in a week or two.
I can make it longer if you like the style,
I can change it round but I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.

If you really like it you can have the rights,
It could make a million for you overnight.
If you must return it, you can send it here
But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.

Paperback writer (paperback writer)

Paperback writer - paperback writer
Paperback writer - paperback writer

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Saturday, March 03, 2007

look up.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

New 7 Wonders

So, it seems as if we have all been given the chance to vote for the New Seven Wonder's of the World.

New 7 Wonders

For those of you that don't know, the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World were chosen by everyone's favorite historical trend-setters, the Ancient Greeks. Their wonders pointed out the very many things that their culture found amazing and remarkable, but the good people at the "New 7 Wonders" initiative want this online vote to reflect what the whole of the modern world has to say about itself.

Well, at least, the whole of the modern world that has internet access.

So, what would you vote for?

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Jesus Family Tomb

It is late, and I am very tired. I sit in my office before my computer, finishing up the last bit of work I can muster after a long and hectic day. As is my habit, I check my email before I get ready for bed, and at the header of my page where my RSS reader lives, I see something tantalizing.

Discovery News - Jesus Family Tomb Believed Found - 2 days ago


Wow. Can this be saying what I believe it is saying? I've been fooled before by the headlines of articles; tricked into clicking something which opens a page that is of total disinterest to me. But, hey, I simply must find out. So I click on the link and I read the entire Discovery News article, and yes, it seems that the final resting place of the family of Jesus, his supposed wife Mary Magdalene, and their alleged child Judah has been found. More astounding still, it was found in 1980 and the news article I was reading was itself two days old.

I believe that somewhere in my mind many things began to spark. I began to think of the theological and cultural significance of this discovery. I began to wonder how this shocking news somehow failed to inspire people to discuss the event, and I wondered how it was that I hadn't heard anything about this for 2 days or 27 years, depending on your viewpoint. But in the end, the most dominant thought coursing through my brain was this:

"Jesus Family Tomb" sounds an awful lot like the name of a folk rock band.

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